"you can't get everything you want." - faris, after arguing with arthur about some game.
"i found it on my table." - nicholas, when mrs oh asked the class how we found the science paper.
"you want some nicholas?" - chong hui, when offering faris oreos.
"yucks! So disgusting! But the person i hate is worse." - faris, on seeing vomit on the floor.
"its suck a pity she's born with a gap in her teeth." andy, on his band senior. (i you ppl know which senior i'm refering to then you will get the joke."
"in australia, vietnamese will disgrace chinese, as vietnamese behave very badly. Because australians cannot differentiate the difference between chinese and vietnamese, the same way we think ang mohs all look the same. we don't know which is british, which is aussie and so on. SO they think vietnamese looks like chinese, therefore the name of chinese gets disgraced." - zhensiang.
"you guys like to crack racist jokes. Hey, how come nicholas didn't come chalet?" - miss elina. Ironic isn't it, after asking about racist jokes, she asks about nicholas, who is black.
"got snakes or not?" - szeron, when cashmere, kyaw and szeron was trekking to the red house.
"i thought it was your leg." - junjie, when nicholas told him to stop kicking his chair. Well, the chair was black, and the same colour as nicholas' leg.
"cashmere's house got the christian christian effect." - andy.
i dont know if there's gonna be edition 3 cos i'm empty of ideas. but just stay tuned yah..
~written to the Dark Lord at
11:56 AM
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